Time to retire the "Kiss Cam"
Speaking of football game day traditions - retiring the Kiss Cam is long overdue. If you haven’t seen it - this is a stunt found during timeouts at lots of sporting events where the cameras pan the crowd, looking for couples, finding a man and a woman and encouraging them to kiss, all up on the Jumbotron for everyone to see and cheer.
It’s awkward enough assuming that camera operators have some magic ability to spot people in the crowd who might be a couple.
We don’t know anything about their situation.
We, the people, demand that they kiss!
Kiss for us! Now!
But …
Maybe they’re coworkers, maybe they’re neighbours, maybe they’re brother and sister - maybe they’re strangers. Or maybe they really are a couple and they’re having a bad day, or are embarrassed, or who just don’t want to be on the screen doing something intimate.
Why are we putting randomly selected people on the screen and pressuring them to do something pretty personal like this? You can see the reluctance a lot of the time.
As if that’s not bad enough, it used to be that after four or five rounds of finding couples to kiss, the cameras would then finish off by cutting to two players on the opposing team. Ha ha!, the theory apparently went, isn’t that hilarious, the idea that two men would kiss!
Well, no, it’s not. Come on.
At least they don’t usually end with that shot of two players any more, but it is still cringe-inducing watching the cameras pan the stands, always on the lookout for a man and a woman sitting together because a) obviously they must be romantically involved if they’re sitting beside each other, and b) a man and a woman is apparently the only “safe” combination to select.
It’s time to retire this gimmick - it was never funny in the first place and now it’s just awkward and becoming offensive, especially in light of the great work teams are doing with projects like “You Can Play” that encourage everyone of all types to take part in sports.
Lose the Kiss Cam. Please.
On football crowd noise
"People with a real love for the symphony, when other people react and clap after a first movement, they should be saying βWonderful β there are new people in the audience tonight!β-- Former Toronto Symphony Orchestra conductor Peter Oundjian, asked in The Whole Note about audience members clapping between movements of a piece, something long thought by sophisticated concertgoers to be a major etiquette violation.
Yesterday I was at the Argos game at BMO Field, a thrilling 24-23 victory over the BC Lions, and the outcome was in doubt until the final second. It was the largest crowd in a while - 18,000 people and the fans were loud, and engaged, and everybody had a great time.
And, unfortunately, the TV cameras were pointed at the east stands. At the moment, the team doesn’t sell seats in the upper deck, so it looked terrible -
The crowd on the west side, where I sat, was much better. Not full, but a big improvement.
This is the west side's reaction after the go-ahead touchdown. Isn't this fun?
The crowd on this side. Lots of fun. pic.twitter.com/JuXACGNZi7
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And it was great to see lots of new fans at the game! I hope they come back. It seems like it's easy to get people to come to one argos game, but harder to get them to come to two. An exciting victory on a beautiful day with a loud crowd should definitely help.
Here's the thing though. The tradition in football is that the home crowd should be quiet when our team has the ball - so that they can hear signals from the quarterback and execute plays to perfection. (Make all the noise you want after the ball is snapped but be quiet while they're getting ready.) Conversely, you should be loud, stomp your feet, and scream when the visiting team has the ball. Try to throw them off. Sometimes it works, sometimes the crowd is so loud that the other team will line up in an illegal formation, or make a false start - and they'll get an "illegal procedure" penalty.(sidebar: here’s the difference between ‘offside’ (on the defense) and ‘illegal procedure’ (on the offense).)
I have to admit, I never really understood this shushing business. Your natural reaction - as in most other team sports - is to cheer madly on offense to help your team score. And, aren't they professional athletes? Aren't you getting paid? What's the problem with a little noise? What is this, Golf? You can only perform in silence? Well, whatever. That's the tradition. They need to hear the signals. Quiet on offense, loud on defense. The players want it that way. What bugs me more, though, is when fans criticize other fans for making noise on offense. Yesterday there were some "Let's Go Argos!" cheers and foot stomping when the Argos had the ball. I saw a few tweets from fans complaining about this. You're not supposed to do that, then! The nerve, that people would cheer at the wrong time! But ... We should be happy about that. It shows that there are new fans at the game. We want that! We need them! We want them to return! Peter Oundjian has the right attitude. "Inappropriate" crowd reactions really just mean you have new people at the event, and you should celebrate that and welcome them if you want your event to survive and thrive in the modern era. It's the same at football. Let people cheer "wrong". Let's hope they had fun, and will come back, and will figure out our traditions and become as suave and sophisticated as the rest of us.My name's on your iPhone
Really. Go find it. I’ll wait.
Couldn’t find it? Settings > General > About > Legal > Legal Notices. Scroll waaaaaaaay down. Eventually you’ll hit this -
That’s right, Steve Hayman of the Indiana University Computer Science Department.
What’s all that about?
In 1989 or so I was working at Indiana University as a network manager in the computer science department. We had a fleet of Apollo and Sun workstations, and one or two of these weird NeXT cube things, which I wound up getting to know pretty well but that’s another story.
University of California, Berkeley had a popular variant of the UNIX system, which we used at IU on our Suns, including the Sun 3/60 on my desk, that happened to be based extensively on AT&T’s System V.
Berkeley wanted to get rid of the AT&T parts so that they could make it truly open-source and unencumbered by the AT&T license restrictions, so they put out a call for volunteers to rewrite certain AT&T programs from scratch. (The rules were: you were allowed to study and run the original, and look at the man page, but you couldn’t look at the original AT&T source code.)
Along with many other people who were much better programmers than me, I volunteered, and they asked me to take a stab at rewriting /usr/games/bcd, which was a silly little program that took text and drew a fake punch card around it.
BCD stands for Binary Coded Decimal, which was the text encoding standard that evolved into EBCDIC (Extended Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code), as used on punch cards, which I actually used in my first year Waterloo computing course on Fortran, and you would perhaps have liked the conference talk I gave at MacSysAdmin on the history of text encodings from Morse Code to Emoji - but more importantly - this bcd program qualified as high concept computer geek humor back in the day.
Also it was in /usr/games! What exciting computer games we had in those days!
AT&T Unix came with this utility, and I volunteered to rewrite it, and submitted the code to Berkeley.
They seemed happy with it and asked me to do another so I also rewrote /usr/bin/join, which is a sort of command line version of the database join function.
(That one was way more useful but way less fun to demo.)
Weirdly, the AT&T version only created 48-column cards instead of the standard 80-column card, but I was intent on copying the AT&T version, so if you ever look at the source you should change this line
int columns = 48;
So anyway I kind of forgot about it, but here we are, decades later.
Berkeley UNIX has continued to evolve, and a lot of the Berkeley code found its way into Linux, and MacOS, and even iOS.
Needless to say, iOS doesn’t actually include either the bcd or join programs, but it does include a lot of other Berkeley Unix code.
Apple lists the license agreement and credits for a ton of open source code in its Legal Notices section, and Berkeley, god bless them, has chosen to include the names of all these contributors from long ago. The Berkeley section says This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by …. and lists dozens of people, virtually all of whom did something way more important than I did.
But there it is. I’m sure hardly anybody reads the Legal Notices but it’s the first thing I check when there’s a new iOS release. Just making sure things are still there.
postscript
Berkeley unix mutated into OpenBSD and FreeBSD and NetBSD and Linux and MacOS and iOS and watchOS and tvOS and I can’t keep track of it all - but you can see the OpenBSD version of the BCD source here.
I am really amused that in my efforts to copy the AT&T version exactly, I inadvertently copied a bug from the original! Four years later, Dyane Bruce noticed (and fixed) that Q and R were being punched the same way! ooops.
old experiments
The other day my son informed me that the basement family room light turned on at the exact moment someone rang the doorbell. Now, we have some HomeKit automation in our house - light switches, thermostat, etc - but I know our doorbell is not a homekit-enabled doorbell, so that couldn’t possibly be it.
It must have been just one of those weird coincidences.
Maybe an electrical glitch.
Maybe he’s imagining things….
Today I got thinking about another kind of automation. Is there something I can do so that I can post something once and then it gets automatically submitted to Twitter, Mastodon, Facebook and this blog? Hmm. I know a lot of people like IFTTT, a web based tool where you can make actions happen when something else happens ….I remember looking at that once … I should log in there and see if there’s something.
So I log in to ifttt for the first time in a long time. And discover this, which has been quietly running away for the past two years:
Um.
Oh.
Oh THAT. I remember now.
That explains it. That long forgotten experiment has been turning our basement lights on whenever the doorbell rings for almost three years, completely unnoticed by everybody.
Well, unnoticed by me.
Thanks for the tip, Nick.
(I’ve deleted it. Thank you for your service, my little forgotten ifttt workflow.)
old experiments
The other day my son informed me that the basement family room light turned on at the exact moment someone rang the doorbell. Now, we have some HomeKit automation in our house - light switches, thermostat, etc - but I know our doorbell is not a homekit-enabled doorbell, so that couldn’t possibly be it.
It must have been just one of those weird coincidences.
Maybe an electrical glitch.
Maybe he’s imagining things….
Today I got thinking about another kind of automation. Is there something I can do so that I can post something once and then it gets automatically submitted to Twitter, Mastodon, Facebook and this blog? Hmm. I know a lot of people like IFTTT, a web based tool where you can make actions happen when something else happens ….I remember looking at that once … I should log in there and see if there’s something.
So I log in to ifttt for the first time in a long time. And discover this, which has been quietly running away for the past two years:
Um.
Oh.
Oh THAT. I remember now.
That explains it. That long forgotten experiment has been turning our basement lights on whenever the doorbell rings for almost three years, completely unnoticed by everybody.
Well, unnoticed by me.
Thanks for the tip, Nick.
(I’ve deleted it. Thank you for your service, my little forgotten ifttt workflow.)
Come From Even Further Away - A New Musical
Tyler is enrolled in a musical theatre program at Sheridan College, where the show Come From Away was first developed.
That got me thinking.
I have an idea for a sequel.
Every year we hear of confused travellers who wind up in Sydney, Nova Scotia, thinking they were flying to Sydney, Australia.
This is their story.
OVERTURE: Arrivals area at a small airport. We see our hero, retrieving his bag. It suddenly dawns on him that something is wrong.
πΆ S-Y-D!
You should visit Australia!
The scenery will thrill ya!
I flew across the high blue sky.
And somehow I’m in YQY.
What is it with these Canadian airport codes?
A work in progress.
Come From Even Further Away - A New Musical
Tyler is enrolled in a musical theatre program at Sheridan College, where the show Come From Away was first developed.
That got me thinking.
I have an idea for a sequel.
Every year we hear of confused travellers who wind up in Sydney, Nova Scotia, thinking they were flying to Sydney, Australia.
This is their story.
OVERTURE: Arrivals area at a small airport. We see our hero, retrieving his bag. It suddenly dawns on him that something is wrong.
πΆ S-Y-D!
You should visit Australia!
The scenery will thrill ya!
I flew across the high blue sky.
And somehow I'm in YQY.
What is it with these Canadian airport codes?
A work in progress.
You should get a custom domain.
You really should get a custom domain.
I like having “hayman.net” for my domain name. (I registered that one over twenty years ago - I wish I had been fast enough to get “hayman.com” - but that was for many years a cash register company in the States, that has now mutated into a consulting company. But they are also Haymans (no relation) so that’s cool.)
A domain can be as cheap as $10/year. What can you do if you’ve registered your own? Permanence.
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Have whatever simple, easy to remember, easy to say email address you like, forever. You can set things up so that email to YourSimpleEmailAddress is magically forwarded to YourActualComplicatedEmailAddress.
i.e. Let’s say you registered the domain name “YourLastName.com”.
Now you can tell everybody that your email address, forever, will be YourFirstName@YourLastName.com.
Doesn’t that look better and more professional than “steve1964@myCableCompany.com”? And if you ever switch email addresses - maybe you’ve dropped the cable company - you don’t need to tell anybody that your new email address is now “shayman3907@gmail.com”. They can keep using YourFirstName@YourLastName.com as if nothing ever happened. You just change the mail forwarding setup. And … If you’re looking for a job, which email address do you want to tell them - FootballFanGoArgosGo1983@BigHonkingCableCompany.com, or Steve@MyDomain.com ? -
Set up similar email addresses for friends and family. My dad has a simple email address now, one based on his name that is easy to remember, and he has been known to brag about this vanity address to his friends. I think he says “my son runs the internet, that’s how he managed to get hayman.net”
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Set up emails for your kids that just forward everything to your email address, so you can gently introduce them to email. I have been known to register a domain name and email forwarding for somebody else’s new baby as a thoughtful gift. I think this is a thoughtful gift. Wouldn’t you like to have a permanent, easy to remember email address from the day you were born? (Other people disagree. I’m still trying.)
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Make a single email address that goes to BOTH Mom and Dad.
We did this any time the school or anybody else wanted an email contact. We told them to use MomAndDad@OurDomain.com - and those emails were a simple address that forwarded to BOTH parents so that we’d each see the important communications. -
Make a catch-all address, if you like, so that ANY email at all sent to WhateverYouLike@YourDomain.com will be forwarded to your actual email address. Then you can invent a new email every time you register for something. Tell the newspaper that your address is, say, “WashingtonPost@yourdomain.com” and you can instantly recognize emails that come from the paper to you. Or if you need to register for some throwaway site, don’t give them your real email, give them ABrandNewMadeUpAddress@yourdomain.com . You can always arrange later that any mail sent to that address will be magically deleted.
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Have a blog with an easy to remember domain name, like this one - “blog.hayman.net”, instead of (in my case, at the moment) “shayman.micro.blog”. I like micro.blog but if I ever get tired of it and want to move to wordpress or tumblr or something else, I can keep using “blog.hayman.net” and just change a few settings so that that address now refers people to wherever my blog actually is. If you happen to be using micro.blog, there are some good instructions here on setting up a custom domain.
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Have a web site that actually redirects people to your Facebook page or your blog page or anywhere else. We’ve done this for my wife’s travel business, a simple URL - TakeACruise.ca - that redirects to her travel agency’s web site. We can change that redirect later to point to anything else, but she can use this as part of her brand.
The hardest part, of course, is thinking of a good domain name that isn’t already in use. All the good .com’s are gone. Every-possible-last-name.com has been registered, sometimes by a company that wants to sell you some email forwarding services. But I bet you can think of something. Maybe you register lastnameFamily.com or TheLastnames.com or some other variation? Maybe .net or .ca or any one of hundreds of new top-level-domains that have been created recently?
Where to start?
There are plenty of registrars who will register the domain name you’ve dreamed up, and let you set up email forwarding like I described. Most will let you search for domain names across .com, .net, .ca, .club, .construction, .family and hundreds of other top-level-domains at once.
I happen to like Namecheap and EasyDNS but there are lots of others.
Let’s say I was doing this today.
I’d go to namecheap.com and there’s a search box on the main page. Type in “hayman” and it’ll start searching … and we see …
- hayman.com (taken)
- hayman.net (taken - wait, I already have this one)
- hayman.ca (that’s me too)
- hayman.co (Available! Premium! $5,532.50/year! No thank you!)
- hayman.live (Only $2.48/year for the first year)
And many more. Pick one, sign up, pay Namecheap, and you’ll own your domain.
Let’s say you like “hayman.live”. Namecheap then gives you a web site where you can set things up so that email to, for instance, “steve@hayman.live” gets forwarded to “steve_hayman_2314238234@CableCompanyIHate.com” and you never need to tell anybody your ugly cable company email address again. Just tell them “steve@hayman.live”. Any mail anybody sends to steve@hayman.live will get magically forwarded (by Namecheap’s servers) to your real email address. And if you choose later in life to switch from cableCompanyIHate.com to phoneCompanyJustAsBad.com or me.com or gmail.com or anything else, you don’t need to tell everybody in the world what your new address is; you just return to namecheap.com and fiddle with the forwarding.
Caveats
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Don’t forget to renew your domain every year. If you’re serious about this, set up automatic renewal. You don’t want to forget to renew “hayman.live” and then have all your incoming email stop working - or, worse, somebody else registers YOUR domain name and won’t give it back unless you pay them big bucks. Actually happens.
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You’ll have to set up your Mail program so that mail you create says “From: steve@hayman.live” instead of “From: steve_hayman_2314238234@CableCompanyIHate.com”
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Pick a reputable domain name registrar.
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A .com domain still seems to have the greatest prestige, for no particularly good reason other than .com has been around the longest. It’s also getting really hard to find a.com domain that hasn’t already been chosen. There’s nothing wrong with using .net or .ca or any of the hundreds of others - but if you can find a simple .com that’s still available, use that. On the other hand, ma